Perplexed...

Let me start off by warning you, if you are squeamish or easily appalled, look away...do not continue reading.  What I'm about to disclose is definitely not for the faint of heart, but it is something that we find foul, yet also see the humor aspect in because there's really nothing else we know to do but laugh at it happening to us!

B and I are perplexed by something that keeps happening to our Toots.  Funny choice of name there because he is having just that...the Toots...up and out of his britches.  Literally.  And semi-daily.  WHY?!? We have NO clue!  He wears Size 1 diapers and we know they are just right as the newborn size are obviously too small for our almost 12lb cutie, and a size 2 would be far too big.  The size 1s were a stretch for a while because they were quite big!  We have tried all different brands and I am most definitely cautious about what I'm eating, but he keeps having blow out after blow out, after blow out.  It is crazy!  We know his stomach is not upset, as he is always content and lovely, but these just. keep. happening.  No matter what I eat, no matter what he wears, no matter how much he sleeps, no matter how much HE eats, no matter how much I eat, NO. MATTER. WHAT.  Thus, I reach out to my fellow mamas out there...what do we do about this?  Or how else can we problem solve?  I am literally having poopy laundry loads about every day!  Ahhhh!!!  Advice?  Suggestions?  Insight?  Help us!  While it can be quite comical that it happens and Jack and US both are up to our elbows in messes, we are going a bit batty here...our sanity is going to $-h-!-t...ha!  Again, I apologize for the graphic nature, but we're at a loss! What would YOU do about THIS...or what have you done?!? EEEEEK!